Swearin' & Cussin'

For some reason I was thinking about this old saying today. My mom taught it to me when I was a girl. I don't remember much about my childhood, but I do remember the day my mother taught me to swear. It seems really funny now since my mother could out cuss a sailor! But she once told me that if I felt the need to swear that I had her permission to say this...

"Darn, darn, double darn, dang! Gee Whiz, golly bust, goose devil, dang!"

Now say it again really, really fast. Are you feelin' naughty yet?